Hey all, K.P. Here with a little content warning that I figured we should have up and about on the website before everyone starts reading. This comic is rated -M- for MATURE. That means if you're under the age of 18, you shouldn't be reading this comic.  You can click the "Legal Disclaimer" title up top of the button on the bottom of every page to see the legal version of this message.

 

Yeah yeah, I get it, your Mom and Dad let you watch scary movies and awkward sexually charged episodes of things on some premium cable channel. And you swear you're super mature for your age. Look kids, we appreciate it, but you really shouldn't be here. I mean, I can't make you leave, but by reading it you swear that you are indeed over 18 years of age (or whatever your legal age is for your country). Come back when you're 18 and catch up on the glorious world of Zygomynoxia!

 

See, this comic will have the following... sometimes all at the same time: Violence, Gratuitous Violence, Gore, Extreme Gore, OMFG GORE, Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco, Sex, Graphic Sex, Gratuitously Graphic Sex, Partial Nudity, Full-on Nudity, Graphic Nudity, Adult Humour, Extremely Uncomfortable Adult Situations, Uncomfortable Humour, Puns, Good Puns, Great Puns, Bad Puns, Uncomfortably Bad Humour... really kids, the list goes on.

 

 

Let's cover language a bit here.  It'll be mostly in English, but you know what, it'll be fucking degrading at times. Some of you in the studio audience today probably just went "Oh golly gee, he just said one of them there curse words!"  Well to all of you I say "Damn skippy I fucking cursed at your shitty asses".  So yeah, if you're offended by language, you should probably run away now.  Oh, and the main character's moral compass has been missing for years.  We're pretty sure she threw it into the sun or something.

 

 

And as silly as I feel having to state it here, I'm going to go ahead and put this out there ahead of time.  Throughout the duration of this comic, you will see characters from all walks of life.  This includes: Heterosexuals, Homosexuals, Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, Transexual and Transgender characters. There will be both Monogamy and Polyamory practiced depending on the characters involved.  You will also see multiple skintones and ethinic backgrounds (as best permitted in a mostly black and white comic).  Due to this, there will also be *gasp* interracial relationships!

 

There will be no censorship, because life isn't censored and the Artist and I agree that it is what it is. And hey, because we love our fans, there will be some full colour fanservice pages just for you lot to enjoy.

 

Anyhow, if you made it through our disclaimer here without wanting to punch me in the face at least ten times, I'd like to welcome you to Facade!